zeldathemes
SnapeSux.Com
Andrea, 30, queer ball of carbs and anxiety
(previously tastyboots and tastetheboots)(For those not on mobile, my About Me, and probably my theme is very outdated and I don't have the spoons to edit it, sorry)

themythicalcodfish:

google-searchhistory-official:

reblogging SPECIFICALLY for the End Note which is widely applicable

dvandom:

secondlina:

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Crow Time - Statue 1

Click here for the sequel!

hotvampireadjacent:

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I was just thinking about this tweet and can’t stop laughing what the fuck was he trying to say

possessed-pack:

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Please. I want to be a creature.

ode-on-a-grecian-butt:

In summer, the Hitokotonushi Shrine in Ibaraki sets up on oasis for bees where they can safely collect water

longhorned:

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osama bin laden abuse you

3liza:

3liza:

my dad always says “it’s not trespassing if you’re not planning to do anything bad” which as a legal argument wouldn’t get far but as a moral prerogative is completely sound

officer i am literally just in a location

poisongardenz:

happy summer to dykes in tank tops and basketball shorts, goths who’s makeup is melting, little kids catching frogs and fireflies, guys who just bring their guitar everywhere now, 13 yr olds very obviously in their emo phase during a family vacation, gas station employees, old people sitting on porches, and dogs swimming at the beach

swesq21:

zzoupz:

castratedvader:

thank you lgbt people who are into horror

thank you lgbt people who creates the horror

thank you lgbt people who are the horror

alexseanchai:

redknight7146:

psychoticcrippleandposims-deact:

beardedmrbean:

Appropriate move

Transcript?

Audio Transcript:

REPORTER: “…gonna go… This is gonna go right over… Uh, right over my house. So, very close to my house, uh, which again is in the Chevy Chase area, Bethesda area, uh, this is along Wisconsin Avenue as well, so heads up if you live along Massachusetts or Wisconsin Avenue.”

REPORTER (into phone): “Ken, you there, buddy?”

KEN: “Yeah?”

REPORTER: “Uh, hey man, I want you to, uh, get down in the– in the basement. We got a tornado warning. Alright, so I wanna make sure you and– you and Kyle get downstairs as soon as you can, okay?”

(he pauses as his son responds)

REPORTER: “Yeah, get down there now, get in the, get in the, in that bath– in that bed– uh, in the bedroom down there. And just kinda wait for, like, 10 to 15 minutes, okay? Do it now. Alright, thanks buddy.”

REPORTER (to camera): “Alright, so, that was, uh, just, y'know, gotta warn my kids, because I know what my kids are doing right now, they’re probably online gaming and they’re not seeing this, so we have a tornado warning, hopefully they saw it on their phones. Many of us got it on our phones, in the news room, I heard the phones go off–”

End Transcript

makes it really clear to other viewers under the tornado warning what the stakes are and what the appropriate response is

strawberrydyyke:

yes all my favorite characters are desperate to be loved. no i don’t think that says anything about me

eggtrolls:

disgustinggf:

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tiktoksthataregood-ish:

lunaeregia:

if men r going 2 be horny and misogynistic when designing female characters can they at the very least make the outfit cunty……nothing pisses me off more than seeing a bitch with negative 2 articles of clothing on and it’s still ugly……flop ass bitches……

beatrice-otter:

hamelin-born:

topaz-eyes:

trek-tracks:

canadapost-postescanada:

trek-tracks:

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I’m not sure when Canada Post obtained a Borg Cube, but I feel that can’t be good.

Don’t worry about it.

The fact that this account seems to have appeared to respond to this post doesn’t make me feel any safer

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@sparklecryptid​

[image description:

First image: screencap of a sponsored post from Canada Post with an image of a cube with a shipping label floating above a foggy evergreen forest. The cube has a the same image on its sides as if it is mirrored.

Text: When you ship with Canada Post, you c… see more
Canadapost-postescanada.ca
Delivering More for the greener good

Second image lower in the thread: Picture of a Borg cube from Star Trek.

Captioin: We are the Canadian Borg.
Resistance would be impolite.
Please wait to be assimilated.

Pour l'assimilation en francais, veuillez appuyer le “2”

Canadian Borg
Eh?

/end id]